Monday, August 27, 2007

Learn to speak filipino. . .

1. Tenacious--Bepor you go out, put your tenacious on.

2. Deposit--Call de plahmer. Deposit is leaking.

3. Splat--Oh my goodness, my tire is splat!

4. Associate--When I went to de bathroom, associate in de toilet.

5. Hostess--When de pone rings, I ask hostess?

6. Persuading--Tomorrow will be my persuading anniversary.

7. Depressed--Depressed is da one who leads mass on Sundays.

8. Deficit--Bepor you jahmp in de pool, check how deficit.

10. Statue--Oy, Pedro...Statue?

11. Penis--Bepor you go out and play, penis your homework.

12. Uno, Dos, Tres--Uno! Dos tres are burning!.

13. Chicken Nut Bread--My sista no can swim. When she jahmp in de
water, chicken nut bread.

4 comments:

Mike and Debbie said...

Joy! Thanks for the good laugh! Mike and I had a good time reading these!!

HaYn Mama said...

This is a great one Joy!!! I gotta brush up on my "flip mode" accent.

Jenny said...

These were hilarious! I can't wait to show them to Josh when he gets home from school!

Amber (EyesofAmber) said...

We got a kick out of these. Jon got them so much faster than I did, he said "I've been there, I've heard it!"